By Aaron Wallace
Sung to the tune of “It’s Tough to Be a Bug.”
We’re Polynesia! We’re Polynesia!
If you like timeshares and lots of construction
Come see our lobby; it used to be somethin’!
If it weren’t for the fact that we have no taste
We could almost start to justify our outrageous rates! (Outrageous rates!)
And if you like late-night Dole Whips, well don’t even plan it
Like self-serve / Sunset Point, we’ve already canned it
The best things about us
Are no longer ‘round us
And it’s all to make a buck!
For more commentary on the Disney Parks, be sure to check out The Thinking Fan’s Guide to Walt Disney World: Magic Kingdom — available in bookstores and on iBooks, Kindle, and Nook.
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